Some interesting definitions --- Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power.