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"Why not just tell people I'm an alien from Mars. Tell them I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight. They'll believe anything you say, because you're a reporter. But if I, Michael Jackson, were to say, "I'm an alien from Mars and I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight", people would say, "Oh, man, that Michael Jackson is nuts. He's cracked up. You can't believe a damn word that comes out of his mouth". -MJ "You try be as original as you can be without thinking about statistics, just you go form the soul and from the heart."-MJ "No, I've never taken hormones to maintain my high voice! No, I've never had my cheekbones altered in any way!" -MJ